Emily Jo🌻

Fake it till you make it

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

Wife swap is my guilty pleasure

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

The most upsetting part of growing up is that no job is ever going to check to see if you have the degree you can just lie and save 40k

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

I went out to the other night and I got told I look like a girl who has a small dog

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

men only got 4 heights.. 5’4, 5’8, 6’0 and 6’2

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

Fuckin squares

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Arkansas, North Dakota and South Dakota voters REJECTED the legalization of marijuana.

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

It’s so sad to see so many women take on their partner’s personality and views like we didn’t fight for freedom for you to be a follower

[baby cowboy @nessabarrett]

too hot to cry

[alexis 🪴 @al3xis3lg3]

this is my royal family

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

@lainey88 When they cut the veggies super fast. It gets me every time

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

Amazing

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

I actually love working on a college campus. So much life

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

@laurrrosee I blew her a kiss and told her to have a wonderful morning!! Thank you lovely we can fight her together

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

Today my 60+ year old neighbor screamed about me to her friend while I had my dogs out this morning. And then gave her dog a treat every time It barked at us. I can’t wait to get out this town

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

how my weed be waiting for me at home

[Madison Pettis @madisonpettis]

I wanna be in somebody’s music video

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

Please stop proposing on Christmas or her birthday. It is not a gift

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

boomers who paid $25 for tuition in 1988

[carls @mojocjo]

if my bestfriend says the sky is purple, then the sky is purple.
till we get home then imma ask her wtf she was talkin about

[Emily Jo🌻 @EmilyStevens98]

I’ve been working two jobs this summer and I’m about to have my first day off in two months. I can not wait to do absolutely nothing