Emily Strawbridge

aimlessly tweeting | furthest thing from a professional | go by the name of mom

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

my 3 year old just yelled at me he needs privacy and, honestly the feeling is mutual 😂

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

I swear kids have so much energy because they drain it from us adults 💁

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

I took a toy to the face and, now have two black eyes and the yellow skin on my nose is a bruise. Yes, it looks worse in real life.

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

@mollyanneedwar1 Yes. Those girls are a special kind of breed

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

Kane wants to dress like daddy recently, so Jason took him out and bought him a matching coat.😍

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

@couuurtorouurke Ditto, also wanna jump my man instantly. How we create such perfect humans I will never know 🤷

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

@couuurtorouurke Negative, mom made me walk home from hockey with all my goalie equipment and through the snow. It is not a 15 min walk with the extra weight 😂

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

Kane in his cute little voice everyday goes "your pretty momma," and that just shows what kind of man he is going to be.

Also he's been doing this for a year or so, still melts my heart

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

a sink full of dishes for me because I think my dishwasher finally bit the dust 😔

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

paw patrol is here to save the day again, because freezing rain is in the forecast

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

why are people so angry lately? Like, let's all chill just like the weather

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

drinks coffee all day.. Still NOT enough

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

tired is an understatement😴

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

a daily dose of fresh air never hurt anyone

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

@Carla_Elaine I'm slightly obsessive . Almost every time I use it. I wash it 😂

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

Random question, so you wash your can opener? Jason's thinks its odd when I toss it in the dishwasher

[Emily Strawbridge @EmilyStrawbridg]

I always bitch I can't save money. Meanwhile counted Kanes piggy bank change I solved the problem.. It's all in there. All $117.60