Emily Gleich

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

Dear @target I watched your website like a hawk all October for this candy bowl to come back in stock and it never did- I will do anything for it

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@MichelleAkin

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

Whaaaa???!

[AJ+ @ajplus]

This tearful speech by nine-year-old Zianna Oliphant shows exactly what it feels like to grow up black in America.

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

#describemyselfin3fictionalcharacters

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

I discovered my Patronus is a Mink on J.K. Rowling’s @pottermore. Find yours: https://t.co/lDSty4I44J #ExpectoPatronum

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@MichelleAkin accurate

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@EverythingGoats i would touch everything

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Donald Trump has pledged to create 25 million new jobs. All of them in the profession of fact-checking.

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@guarnaschelli corn muffins are the best muffins

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

I'm having a great morning because last night in my dream everyone laughed at my jokes

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

You've came to the wrong neighborhood! https://t.co/mhIN0KL8e9

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

ok https://t.co/C5oXvOC92U

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

It is a sad day for the avocado-intolerant. #NationalGuacamoleDay

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@MichelleAkin NAH

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I love this woman https://t.co/mAYgFwQuKp

[Just For Laughs Toronto @JFL_TORONTO]

See @TigNotaro headline #JFL42 Sept. 25 in #Toronto!

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@MichelleAkin @Casper 4 LYFE

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

@amNewYork how come today's crossword is the exact same as yesterday's?

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

maybe my winged eyeliner IS even and my eyes are just crooked...

[Emily Gleich @EmilyTulips]

Facebook: Reminder- you have two events this week
Me: lol nice try