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she / her. 🏋️‍♀️Feminism is my second favourite F word 🍷Give me a campfire, a box of wine and play Kate Bush for me 🏡🐕‍🦺

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

@MrNickKnowles

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

5 years on and this happened to me. @safestyle @SafestyleUKplc @Independent

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

5 years on and this happened to me. @safestyle @SafestyleUKplc @Independent

[Katie Gregory @KatieGregory]

So @safestyle UK won't arrange to come and quote for new windows UNTIL MY HUSBAND IS HOME. Yes really. This conversation actually just happened. In real life. In 2018. Despite me telling them I'm a) paying for and b) choosing the bloody things. #sexism #everydaysexism #windowsaga

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

First @Hellmanns tricked me with Mayo light so I switch to Heinz. Now @HeinzUK and @BMBargains_ playing tricks putting salad cream in my mayonnaise 🥲 where do I send my bottle for evidence?🫙@boxofmash help a girl out

[Fran Raines @RainesFran]

Yeah me and my fams we get down we get around bo matter wot anyone say they never gunna get us down !! ♥ @professorgreen wot do u think ?? X

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

If @MrNickKnowles won’t come to me, I’ll sort the next best thing for a day of DIY

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

Q: How many people does it take to decorate my house?

A: Myself, my man, 4 parents, 2 friends, and 0 @MrNickKnowles 🥺

#DIYSOS

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

What came first, @MrNickKnowles big house clear out or @StaceySolomon sort your life out? 🐓🥚

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

What’s your favourite type of pillow? @MrNickKnowles

[Fran Raines @RainesFran]

I mad rely bad but dont tell my mum and dad pucker up kiss my but cose im bloody ficking nuts here the bass skiny waist @stefanabingdon xxx

[NHS London @NHSEnglandLDN]

As we look back on what has been one of the toughest years in NHS history, we are so grateful for our NHS heroes and for the incredible support shown by Londoners, every step of the way.

Forever and always, #ThankYouNHS and #ThankYouLondon 💙

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

Superb captioning here😄

[Central Dua Lipa Brasil @dualipacentrall]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVRIL LAVIGNE 🖤✨

[Nick Knowles @MrNickKnowles]

Apologies to mystery woman featured with me in today’s @DailyMirror she was just asking if she could have my parking space
Mystery solved 🙄

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

👀@kbuck29

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

I was today years old when I realised this.

[Paul @winemomofficial]

Today is the first time I’ve had edamame and after eating 5, realised you are NOT supposed to eat the whole pod. Am I gonna die @wagamama_uk

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Billionaires need the working class.

The working class does not need billionaires.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Boohoo is accused of selling clothes made by workers in Leicester who are paid just £3.50 an hour.

It's also in line to pay one of its billionaire bosses £50 million in bonuses.

This isn't a coincidence:

Billionaires exist because the working class is exploited.

[ET @EmilyTurner__]

Avril lavigne, best damn thing 🤠