Emily Ickes

[Emily Ickes @EmilyUMO]

@eternaltxts Never skimp on anything that comes between your body and the ground. Good shoes, good tires, good desk chair… your body will thank you when you’re middle aged

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@IntCyberDigest Is that why MAGA keeps asking everyone what a woman is? Because they don’t actually know the difference?

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@Mr_Husky1 We sometimes eat “bizzert” after dinner in my house 🍰

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@HELLSBELLS828 I love a good peanut butter and bacon sandwich 🤤

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@JaredEMoskowitz @TheRickWilson You are far and away my favorite Florida Man 😆❤️

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@s8n And never EVER get into a relative’s car to go to a second location

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@WorkMemesDaily Yes, and I believe it’s referred to as “living the dream” with shocking regularity

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@JohnnyGaltJr @mmpadellan But I thought only people who are qualified should get jobs, or is this kind of DEI okay now? 🤔

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@open_casket_ @emxlymargaret I lent mine to my boss on Friday for a quick signature, and she told me no fewer than three times that it wrote really nicely. They are the only pen I’ve used since I discovered them last year

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@theliamnissan Eggs?!? I couldn’t even buy meat today when I went shopping. Not that it was too expensive, mind. I simply could not buy meat

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@ArtCandee

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@JoJoFromJerz This is Rico, my Maine Coon cat. Full name: Enrico Furmi, because I am a dork 😆

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@staycalm25 @DougWahl1 Jesus, I can see it now: gold-plated Trump meth, a bargain at 750% of the market rate 🙄

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@JoJoFromJerz My own mother voted against my rights and those of my sister, just to save a few bucks on groceries. How do I reconcile that in my head?!? How do I square the hatred she feels for immigrants with the Catholic “love thy neighbor“ message she raised me with?!?

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@RpsAgainstTrump I did my part to turn Maine-2 blue!

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@RpsAgainstTrump Way fewer, and more Harris signs now than I’d seen Biden signs in 2020. I’m in Maine District 2

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@indictmentsonly @MuellerSheWrote Better bust out another bottle of indictment juice 🍾

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@inthecompanyof Shirt Outta Luck

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@Logically_JC Like Serena Joy, they think the rules will only apply to *other* women

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@Logically_JC I genuinely cannot 🤷‍♀️