Emily Ulman

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

@caseyLchalmers Oh my god. Do you remember me doing this?

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

@caseyLchalmers I didn’t get enough time to vote—but mine overrides: CHRISTMAS SHOES.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

I lie in the middle of the fake green grass and look up so I can't see the waste, only the sky.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

I'm watching David Beckham's son sing Christmas music on YouTube instead of studying for statistics.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

If I see one more pic of that red swimsuit...

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Fact of physics: it's never the obvious answer choice.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Why does everyone get so excited for LDOC? Honestly I have so much more to stress about; classes aren't over until I turn that final in.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

I just found a flat granola bar at the bottom of my backpack that expired in 2014. Funny bc I got this bag last fall.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

I think I just accidentally high-fived a guy on a golf cart who was actually just signaling a right hand turn.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

@GordonRamsayluv Honest level of excitement

[NC State Men's Basketball @PackMensBball]

34 years ago today

NC State 54
Houston 52

National Champions!

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Every time I work the graveyard shift, I get caught up in trail blogs and wake up later almost undoubtably planning my App Trail thru hike.

[NCSU Squirrels @ncsu_squirrels]

fam remember u gotta delete the negativity from ur life

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Me: "I'm depressed"
Stella: "get in line"

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Someone be creepy and take a pic while I'm sleeping. I want to see myself in a state of complete peace. I don't think it exists, need proof.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Chatting with the REI online help service is the extent of my love life rn.

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

@GordonRamsayluv I definitely would AND give you a place to stay

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

I just want to sit in my room eating zebra cakes and watching "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen."

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Just over here lookin' up sustainable alternatives for toilet paper...

[Emily Ulman @EmilyUlman]

Perks of working 4-8am, I can do jumping jacks and blast Kelly Rowland from behind the desk...until my boss walks in.