Emily

staying home. gardening. office work. vanilla.
I don't really think this compost tumbler is working.

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A show where Captain Janeway and Dana Scully fight crime and co-run a small pottery studio.

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Who the hell is the white meat for.

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The secret ingredient is: frying it in vegetable oil.

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It's only paranoid if you're wrong.

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Wedding receptions last too long. I can only have fun for 3 hours at a time.

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This friend of a friend i saw 8 years ago who had 2 kids, now, on fb, has three kids the youngest of whom is 5.
Explain that to me. How did that happen.

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Wtf even. For your 6 yr old who loves barbie and reads cursive.

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Peony

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This vegan white bean stroganoff was delicious. I added wocheshire sauce.

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Croton-on-Hudson, New York

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You have to pack clothes for your trip, no one is coming to help you decide what to pack.