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[Emily @EmilyValenta]

Falling asleep to movies with lots of kabooms at a quiet volume is so ✨calming✨

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

So according to my health inspector bf who checks pools, that “chlorine” smell is from “human organic matter” 🤢. A clean pool should smell like water. Why aren’t we talking about this??? I love that smell also which disturbs me deeply.

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

I miss the Walmart yodeller.

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

There are still adults out there saying stuff happened “on accident”... fascinating...

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

Not sure how my grade 8 grad dress still fits me perfectly but the jeans I bought 2 years ago won’t even zip up??

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

@Heatherknech Blake dips cookies in warm milk and it grosses me right out 😂

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

What is it about grown men drinking glasses of milk????

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

Wish I could go back in time to watch the opening scene of Up for the first time. Realest I ever felt.

[Angie Thomas @angiecthomas]

We still want justice for Breonna Taylor

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

Really hope whoever sent 5 different Uber verification codes to my email made it home safe last night.

[naf @deadmetaphore]

Breonna Taylor was shot to death by police in her own home. She was shot 8 times. She did not deserve to die. Let’s amplify her name and her story and continue to take her death seriously. She is not a meme or a concept. She was a person and she should be alive.

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

I will forever read Geoff as [gee-ohf].

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

@leah_buhler Siwwy gooses

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

If Arbonne were really as good as its ‘Boss babe entrepreneurs’ suggest, it’d sell itself... just sayin!

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

@bethany_vanpelt I’m referring to “daddy” girls but maybe that too 😂

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

Let’s leave the elderly stereotype of owning sports cars just to drive 30k under the speed limit in no-passing zones behind us for future generations.

[Emily @EmilyValenta]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We have received information confirming the validity of the photo below. This is Gunner and his water buddy, Delta. Delta lives at a seaside sanctuary in the Florida Keys and has been best friends with Gunner ever since he was a puppy. 13/10 for both