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I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

take the tylenol

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

As an oldest child that was told to clean and not taught to clean. This is so important cause I I knowingly created Chlorine gas a few times

[aimee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @basic_chanel]

365 farty girl shall we do a little poo shall we have a little wee

[aaalex 🪩🎀✨ lestat’s tour manager @dunebarbie]

my current olympics obsession is henrik christiansen, this swimmer from norway who’s obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the olympic village and can’t stop making tiktoks about them

[oh no zach had a thought @TheeAnxiousGay]

some of y’all are going to “but she’s a cop” your way right into a Christian nationalist dictatorship that will result in decades of civil rights progress being rolled back just for the sake of getting moral superiority points on social media. grow up.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

This is what I mean when I say I need a watch

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me when egg yolk

[birdget @wormtownusa]

oh yeah :)

[alana. @alanaauston]

happy birthday to a baddie, love u

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

this is what july is going to feel like

[kali @kaliicappy]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT IM CACKLJNG