Emily Reilly

three raccoons in a trench coat pretending to know what I’m doing and thriving in chaos

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

Maybe it’s just me and this is a hot take but your “not a service animal”dog doesn’t belong in the gym off leash and running around

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

I just want light green gym shorts that are squat proof am I really asking too much? 0 for 2 on alphalete and nvgtn 😢

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

me and @AaronChapstick just picked out wedding date by flipping a coin and that’s where we are at

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

@cpt_blondie I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

PSA just because you have a small dog doesn’t mean you aren’t obligated to be a responsible dog owner or train your dog.

- the girl who just got bit getting between a 10 lb nightmare and my 90 reactive baby lab who wears a muzzle

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

maybe we don’t call all our junior enlisted dumb asses and idiots just because they’re junior enlisted and for choosing not to use a resource that you as a senior leader have talked trash about in front of those same soldiers

just a thought.

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

@cpt_blondie @IraqWarMonument That’s crazy in the best way!

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

@cpt_blondie @IraqWarMonument Yeahhh Im pretty sure it was 8 there were like 2 of us per PLT 😂

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

@cpt_blondie The fact this started right as I left fort sill makes me so sad, but I’m 100% about to bring merch on deployment with me and make Captain Molly’s lifting crew and intl thing as a club of me myself and I 😂

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

Best advice I’ve gotten in a minute I’m about to go do “offsite pt” and just become a forest witch for the next 20 years the way work has been going

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[haley @mockingjaays]

behind every hot girl is a deep history with the hunger games

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

To the hs boys and the grown man who thought I couldn’t hear them while they made fun of what I was benching at the gym… I’m not surprised you’re all single

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

And also railhead is happening but no one seems to actually know when other than “maybe Friday but also Monday?”

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

Realizing my first week of work might be my most stressful bc I have 4 days to do 100% inventories and sign my sub hand receipt but also only 2 days until all of that has to be in connexes

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

My sister is graduating college today and put on long live on the drive to her graduation and now Taylor swift has the entire family crying in the car 🥲😅

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

@cpt_blondie Notre dame is *chef’s kiss*

[Emily Reilly @Emily_AnnR]

I’d like to thank my driver’s ed instructor when I was 16 for teaching me how to parallel park because I still do it exactly that way 11 years later and it works every time