Emily

I sing songs to Jesus.

[bel @belamanor_]

someone take my hot sister to prom. her asshole boyfriend cheated on her after letting her buy a gorgeous dress for the SECOND year in a row. she’s guaranteed to crack you up. dance moves are a bit awkward but she doesn’t care. will 10/10 be the prettiest in the room.

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

@sarahkitz09 But it IS your face....

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

Someone tell me why the baby from this add looks lik @sarahkitz09

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

@DonDonMoretti I think this is what extreme dehydration looks like.

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

Do u ever have a bottle of water & think “eh I’m not really feeling it but I’m going to drink some cause it’s good for me” and then u take a sip & CANNOT STOP CHUGGING IT & ur brain has no control over what ur body is doing & u just have to sit back & wait for it to be over??????

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

“I know you like a book.”- @DonDonMoretti

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

I always listen to @OffBookPod on my commute, even if it means listening to old episodes again. I LOVE this podcast, but today I was listening to @ZachReino be the sensual ghost of Theodore Roosevelt and I just had to take a moment and be like WHAT AM I LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?!?!

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

@thejordynbenter I think you’re the only person who’s liked this tweet so far that actually understand what I mean

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

You’re definitely not the worst boyfriend I’ve ever had

[Donnie Moretti @DonDonMoretti]

YMFAITY Ep #46 - Donnie is the worst boyfriend/Christian movies still suck https://t.co/O23thH2Jh8

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

Just want to give a shout out to @AC_Tellem for liking my tweets when no one else does. Thanks for being a true friend 💕

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

@DonDonMoretti “I thought it was spelled with T’s but pronounced like an R.”

WHY WOULD A T BE PRONOUNCED LIKE AN R?!?!?!

Love you anyway though 😘

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

Not to be dramatic but I will literally throw myself off of a moving train before I use a bathroom on public transportation

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

Why did I read this in you voice?? @DonDonMoretti

[You'reMyFriendPod @myfriendpodcast]

We just uploaded our latest episode! Check it out here: https://t.co/cFqkdUcebL on #Podbean

[Donnie Moretti @DonDonMoretti]

YMFAITY Ep #44 - Guest #3 - Zac Owens!!! https://t.co/ENsASXrMh9

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

“... and now he’s got the best job on TV!!”
- my grandpa talking about Drew Carrey hostin The Price is Right

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

@kswhitsett I am *this close* to unfollowing you

[Emily @Emily_Faith96]

Can you believe there are still people in this world who don’t cover their mouth when they cough??? Immature.