Emily (Newell) Keller

Asst. Professor of Sport Management at @stjohnsu. Latina. Mama. Sport x Higher Ed. Bulldogs, Buckeyes, & Believeland. Opinions are my own.

[MATHEW @itsmathewturner]

MY JAW IS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR HOW DID THEY MESS UP THIS FUCKING BAD ON THE FIRST LIVE FINALE IN YEARS #Survivor #Survivor50

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@Instacart still waiting on support for this insane delivery that my husband took the photo of as he got home from work because I couldn’t get out my door without smashing groceries.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@InstacartHelp I reached out Tuesday about an unacceptable delivery but have yet to hear back. Leaving loose groceries on a damp porch with salt down is WILD. please help!

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@InstacartHelp I reached out Tuesday about an unacceptable delivery but have yet to hear back. Leaving loose groceries on a damp porch with salt down is WILD. please help!

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

I read once about a teacher who said she knew her students had copied generative AI output when they wrote “elucidate,” since none of the students could actually use it in a sentence. Tonight my buzzword is “diaspora.”

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

HOPE SCROLLING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

Getting off the internet for awhile bc I’m spiraling ✌🏼

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@NYCParks my son & I were almost hit by workers in an NYC Parks vehicle yesterday in Bay Ridge that failed to stop at a stop sign. I have a partial license plate. How do I report?

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

Came on here after months of not tweeting just to see if anyone else was talking about how insane this was.

[Tweeter of Wit @TweeterofWit]

Shame on you @nytimes for today’s Strands puzzle: appallingly insensitive.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

Rarely on here but, tapping into my sport network. I’m working with first year @StJohnsU students on a research project re: men’s basketball players who wear Sabrina 1s or 2s. If you have current or former students who may be a fit please send them my way!

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

Watching Natasha Rothwell on The White Lotus after your toddler makes you become a Sonic household is a really different experience.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

#Oscars final thoughts pt. 2: That movie was nothing w/o the performances of Timmy & Monica Barbaro. I love Conan & he did nothing wrong but thanks to some shitty past hosting jobs they don’t let hosts do anything anymore. Shocked with strength in many cats to see a near sweep.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

#oscars final thoughts: I loved Adrien in the brutalist but kind of hate him after his unnecessarily long speech, Anora was my favorite film so yay, I feel bad for Demi bc she was SO good in the Substance but also Mikey Madison was incredible and not at all undeserving. (1/2)

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

This year’s #oscars… are hard to get into. We only watched 9/10 because it was not possible to get to I’m Still Here due to time/childcare restraints. But I’ve never felt more “meh” about a group of nominees as a whole?

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@LizASattler Hah I mean I haven’t been on for ages. It’s just not worth it anymore.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

Conan hosting the #Oscars is my favorite person plus my favorite awards show so maybe I’ll make a live tweeting comeback?

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

Also my child is now anti-#oscars because he is scared of @ConanOBrien even being onstage after watching him emerge from Demi Moore’s back 🫠

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

God I love CNN New Years Eve 😂

[Garin Pirnia @gpirnia]

Andy Cohen: “The mayor’s still running around.”
Anderson Cooper: “Kindness in 2025. You don’t know what battles people have.”
Andy: “The mayor is battling indictments.”

*Takes final shot of the night*

#CNNNYE

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@rev_cap We’ve been on our plane at the gate since 7 am 😭😭😭 with a toddler.

[Emily (Newell) Keller @Emily_Marie_]

@LGAairport we have been on our plane for 3 hours. We were told we were 4th in line to be de-iced 2 hours ago. And just told there isn’t another flight today that can get us out. De-icing truck has been parked next to us for the last 30 minutes. This is insane.