Emily McCalley

I love my dog more than anything | aspiring entrepreneur of Whitey's Ice Cream | UNI

[hater @engxl]

so explain the bubonic plague

[ESPN @espn]

Simba Cam … but with DOGS! 🦁🐶

(via @Cut4)

[Axelar Modular @AxelarModular]

I love Snoop Dogg for this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Napa. Her favorite park is closed for renovations today. All the other parks just aren’t the same. 14/10

[Syd Wrage @SydneeWrage]

Gotta prove @Emily_McCalley wrong AGAIN sorry

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

Everyone wants to acknowledge the fact that midwesterners always say “ope” but no one wants to talk about the use “work” as a noun. It’s “I had TO work” not “I had work”.
thank you, that is all

[JJ (Jesus Jrist) @dollartreeluver]

if anyone sees me in a bikini this summer mind ur business. i like to eat

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

okay not to be dramatic, but i think i would rather die than listen to today’s KidzBop

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

If you know you know #science

[UNI Study Abroad @AbroadUNI]

Don’t monkey around! Study abroad this fall or summer! Applications will be accepted until March 1!
#abroaduni

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

I do not deserve this kind of human being

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Keto Diet’s cool but have you tried the Cheeto Diet?

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

Why we travel.

[IllinoisStatePolice @ILStatePolice]

Just so we are clear...

It is illegal to drive a vehicle on the roadway while shooting up heroin.

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

@AshleyCmpbll Do YoU eVeN kNoW wHaT tHe 8Th AmEnDeMeNt Is¿?

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

So if people that aren’t from the Midwest don’t say “ope” then what do they say....?

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

@FrakesCarson Yes :/

[Emily McCalley @Emily_McCalley]

I always think my tweets are gonna go viral but then they end up with 7 favorites