Ems Parry

Litigator, sailor, free-thinker, #atheist and #humanist

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

Been on hold for nearly an hour now. Thanks #insurepink ....got nothing better to do with my day!

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@CarolineJosephs it's a good pic!

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@CarolineJosephs it looks like you're a music journalist about to write the article too

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@CarolineJosephs thanks. I've saved it for future reference.

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@CarolineJosephs totally loving the background screen pic!

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

Those eyes @CarolineJosephs !! https://t.co/Z9oJlhGrMV

[Prime Video UK & IE @primevideouk]

"Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst, and corrupts the best."#Vikings

[Dean Burnett (@drdeanburnett everywhere) @drdeanburnett]

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".... WHY'S IT SO BASTARD COLD!?!?"

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- The sound of my office today.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Obama's 'tough' reform is... background checks on people buying guns.

[Dean Burnett (@drdeanburnett everywhere) @drdeanburnett]

"But Jesus, I only see 1 set of footprints"
"Mate, I'm not heavy enough to break the surface of water, hardly going to leave a dent in sand"

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

This interview has established that Corbyn is an extremist, because he won't press the button to fire nuclear missiles round the world.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: FLENCH - (of the weather) to give a deceitful promise of improvement.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

If you're tempted to use the word "apparently", pause. Does it mean any more than "Someone I met in the pub told me his brother had heard"?

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@CarolineJosephs I think this is us!! https://t.co/5Ptp7ptXjH

[ITZ DISNEY WORLD @itzdisneyworld]

Alice In Wonderland

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

We need two lanes at airport security.1 4 holidaymakers and 1 for those of us who have been to an airport and can follow basic instructions

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

I swear to god the person having their photo taken outside airport WH smith deserves to be stabbed in the neck with a big toblerone

[The Poke @ThePoke]

If Jurassic Park had Facebook.

http://t.co/ws18L8wGo3

#JurassicWorld

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@TurleyrR https://t.co/y7IOfIolYt

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

@Emsa123 "What would the world be like without Captain Hook?" http://t.co/v2t2iOIWOm

[Ems Parry @Emily__Parry]

@adnoamericana https://t.co/rfrOehMreA

[The Independent @Independent]

Kit Harrington and Andy Samberg have made a tennis mockumentary and it looks hilarious http://t.co/T4oaQmui3i