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Girl Mama X3 | Social Worker

[Simi🌺 @maggiesxrose]

her constantly rebranding but the bows stay

[GRIO @GrioGoyard]

Worst daughter ever.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Born to be a comedian, forced to be Israel’s top goy

[erin chack @ErinChack]

One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”

[pesoblanco @47Akmargiela]

Why did I call the police for a fucking DV issue and they sent two female officers this nigga finna beat the fuck outta us

[miia @miiagarro]

i love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[sam the normal fan @extramicrowave]

Its called zillenial and we're the only generation that gets it

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[YUH 🫧 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap