when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts
“omg sorry i just saw this text!” actually means “i saw this text when it came in 5 hours ago because i am constantly on my phone and i replied in my head which led me to believe i replied in reality when i actually did not and i only just now remembered i never really replied”