Em

[drew @drewrhyde]

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[anj @bxnksii]

so how am i supposed to take my evenings walks when it’s pitch black by 5pm

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Me at the self check out waiting for assistance to scan the screen so I can continue shopping

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be

[$. @staciajoliee]

That second round of sleep after u wake up too early really hit different!!!!

[Noor @noorrzainab]

At the age where if I see a chair, I’m sitting

[cara @mcfcara]

"they're stealing our jobs" you're literally rioting at 1pm on a wednesday, what job could you possibly have???

[mrs.arie$ @tayukiyoo]

i love vanilla scents i wanna be vanilla

[Rahma @Rahmmaahmeed]

I don't google anymore, I TikTok

[Austine @theereal_one]

when I tell you I couldn’t sleep for like a week

[tia rae @tiatoldyouso]

if she says Yoyo one more im complaining to ofcom

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Almost the middle of June and I’ve just put the heating on.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

the cultural impact of this movie and soundtrack you just had to be there

[T✨ @txadel_]

What do you mean Jack Grealish isn’t in the England squad anymore? Is there no limit to the war on women???

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

He’s got my vote.

[Bab'Zulu🎺 @Just_Zulu]

"When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight"

🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids