Emily Orlando

Retired blogger

[izzy @famefcker]

knicks winning the championship the day after olivia rodrigo released a song saying new york city’s never looked so blue btw

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@BenStiller It’s almost like you’re a director or something

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I would just like to say I bought a Knicks foam finger at the MSG watch party for Game 4 against the Hawks that I’ve worn for every game, and they haven’t lost since

[Eilish Press @EilishPress]

HIT ME HARD AND SOFT and SOUR are the ONLY female albums to chart all of their tracks in the top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100.

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People loveeee to talk about their allergies

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@BiagioRaimondi How do you know though that it’s the same price he would charge for a dozen?

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@BiagioRaimondi Why? Because the baker ate one in the dozen?

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@eanubis89 @olv Any idea what this is for?

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Whose idea was it to lick an envelope before you give it to someone

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There’s no scarier place than the cheese section of Trader Joe’s the day before Christmas Eve

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@BiagioRaimondi With your girlfriend on bcc

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@BiagioRaimondi Purrr

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Billie Eilish and Finneas O'Connell win Best Original Song for “No Time To Die” at the #Oscars.

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@Lauren8h @KFCBarstool Omg todays was hard. The double B got me

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@PopCrave Selena snubbed

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I feel like the holidays are just a time when everyone is competing on social media to see who is the most Italian