Emily Robinson

Stay golden she/her

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Transformation pic!!

[rift syntax @digitalovebot]

this is fucking art u beasts wouldn’t get it

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

jacob elordi in a past life you were a gentle giraffe munching on the leaves of tall trees. and before that you were a kindly brachiosaurus roaming the earth. your purpose now is to help me reach the soup cans on the top shelf at the grocery store

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

The scariest thing I saw this Halloween was someone putting ketchup and Mayo on pasta

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Brisbane has puppies for petting in the city square - philly had a murder on the loose for two week

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon?

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Still thinking about the time someone said to me “ your green eyes are so beautiful” what does that mean!!!! I have brown eyes

[ere @cilleon]

masters in cuntology, double majored in slaysian studies and slutistical analysis, minored in babygirlism from the university of servington

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

When I die I want to come back as Lisa vanderpump

[junior miss little italy @claybaebae]

The coast guard rn

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

“Going to Davy Jones’ locker” probably the easiest fate to avoid in 2023 and yet, several men found a way this afternoon

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Been in Asia for so long I’m now no longer a hoagie, salt & vinegar chips, red Gatorade beach girlie but a fried rice & coke beach girlie

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Laying at the beach AirPods in eating a delicious sandwich that I paid $1 for in a custom made bikini that I picked up this morning - don’t expect to see me any time soon

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

we already had a twilight reboot

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Watching Real House of Beverly Hills on a 12 hour night bus through Cambodia - this feels like the real me

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

Not sure what tomorrow holds, but I do know April 3 I will be at a Cambodian movie theater.

[Emily Robinson @Emilyrunz]

You know how Mormons travel to spread the Book of Mormon…. I’m sort of like that but with Cocaine Bear

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded: