Emily Calhoun

Scotch after midnight. Dates during single digit hours. If you can't write a novel, write a pamphlet.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

@NamfohCire I engaged with Twitter for the first time in years to like this

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

I'm sorry I did not order a downpour this morning. Please send it back.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

Nightmares for weeks following GoT tonight.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

@JaimeGleicher @spinpimp could not start off a beautiful Sunday ANY better! 💛🚲

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

started a @Runtastic live tracking session. See my progress live and cheer me on - http://t.co/rwuRbngzMX #Runtastic #iphone

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

The real question today guys- has anyone actually seen an Uber skywriter message out there???

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

Huge win and Golden Globes tonight. But most importantly, Seamless is down right now and that is a problem.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

The guy in front of me getting off the L train had a bow and arrow set with him #Brooklyn

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

RT to congratulate Peyton Manning on setting the @NFL single-season passing yardage record!

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

Loving the light show on the south side of the Empire State Building tonight- so festive and glittery!

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

@MegletNY @dannykopel I even got a new outfit for the occasion! :)

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

Flight home is delayed because the plane PA system isn't working...someone get me a bull horn.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

You might be in Houston if the weather guy on TV issues a "hair-cast" instead of a forecast.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

I guess I haven't watched Modern Family in a long long time because I'm shocked at how grown up these kids are!

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

MVP of this game goes to the Bronco mascot banging his head on the goal post.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

I hope you all see that snow in the forecast for Tuesday ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

Dude at Luke's in the Plaza Food Hall with his beard in a hair net. I have now seen it all.

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Nothing like the sudden appearance of a window washer over your shoulder to really shake up your Wed afternoon.

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

@LWaxer @soulcycle well well well...don't mind if I do! :)

[Emily Calhoun @EmilysPamphlet]

As if this game wasn't strange enough.