Emily

Hello, My name is Emily. I'm an 8 year old former human turned mermaid who lives in the ocean with my pal Flippy, a sea lion. Joined Twitter on Max's insistence

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

My biggest issue is the teeth.

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

That'll be $50,00.

Images from
Georgia Aquarium
and
Quest Media Network
Respectively

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

When I got back, Flippy was eating that glob of expired milk on a cone like ice cream.

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

She took milking lessons from Luke Skywalker.

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

Filmed on location in Miami, Florida.

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

What even is the world…?

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

Who took my pacemaker!?!

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

When the hell did they let him out of the Monterey Aquarium?!

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

We now return to our regularly scheduled weekly shenanigans.

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

What smells like cooked blubber?

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

A week ago, I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I always get nervous and jumpy in the deep sea section.

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

:3

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

Electric Avenue.

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

Live and learn :P

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

Huh.

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

I hate to glowt.

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

#RIPeewee #RIPPEEWEE #PeeWeeHerman #peeweesplayhouse #peeweesbigadventure #paulreubens #RIP

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

#RIPeewee #RIPPEEWEE #PeeWeeHerman #peeweesplayhouse #peeweesbigadventure #paulreubens #RIP

[Max Whittemore @MaxWhittemore]

The Deep Sea Electrical Parade!

[Emily @EmilywithFlippy]

Am I really seeing this or is the water pressure down here getting to me?