Emily Elizabeth

[lyss.✨ @lysslyssslysss]

Please...P L E A S E make this happen. I would absolutely die for this to happen. Rt/fav !!!!!

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

I’m wooed

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

Mom- “did you finish that whole bottle of wine”
Me- “yes i did”
Mom- “well alright”

[Charlie🍸 @charliemills__]

I was riding my bike through my neighborhood with a solo cup in my hand when a cop pulled up questioning me. We went back and forth for a minute and he insisted I show him. I laughed and showed him my cup, filled to the brim with pizza bites. He shook his head and drove away.

[blair waldorf❥ @gabbymauro]

was I the only person who remembers throughout my childhood waking up at 3am to George Lopez doing a split jump on a trampoline?

[mad @maddiehutsonn]

I have officially peaked

[A✨ @AaeMae]

Me in the mirror before I go out testing how much ass I can shake in my outfit https://t.co/F0eXyZmHB8

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

It’s 11:15 and I’ve already eaten 6 string cheese sticks

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

Just found myself getting help on my dif eq homework from a website called mathpapa

[Hayley Hoffman @HoffmanHayley]

did you know you can tell an ant's gender by throwing it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant
If it floats, buoyant

hahahaha sorry bye

[Caleb @caleb_77_]

Why was I ever allowed out of the house 😩

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

I sure miss Lubbock
Image by emilyerodrigue #VSCO https://t.co/0sqaHo4LWt

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

He's working another shift tonight!! the affair continues!

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

Today I fell in love with my server. He brought me tapas and sangria and my love grew. I tipped him 20% and that was the end of our affair.

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

I'm just waiting for the angry phone call from my mom about all the charges I've put on the card.
My response?
"But mom, I got that 4.0."

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

I feel like i could secretly be known as "the girl that runs weird down Glenna" across the entire Texas Tech campus and not even know it.

[Emily Elizabeth @Emilyy_Rodrigue]

I was helping my mom find a website and for a solid two minutes she tried to tell me that "she doesn't have google"...