Emily Andrew

Once swam 5 metres & got a certificate

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

Hun, really? Do you have any idea of the general consenus of the public.

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@ScottishPower been waiting for a refund for about 3 months now despite been informed on a couole of occasions it has been processed and on its way...

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@DPD_UK I wish your drivers wouldn't leave items in a "safe place" when I've never specified a safe place...

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

Liverpool right now... https://t.co/3M8t1KQiHu

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@sainsburys Central Milton Keynes Sainsburys

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@sainsburys just realised I bought some out of date cake decorations from you last week.

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@virginmedia Wireless

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

To say I pay for 200mb @virginmedia this is bloody awful. Better off on my mobile data.

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@MuscleFoodUK received our parcel today. Just wanted to give you a heads up that one of the packages was slightly open.

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@Flanorr This is gold! Good to see that his English language knowledge stuck with him. That alliteration is A*. 😂

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@Flanorr I REALLY wish I was joking. Re-reading that sounds ludicris 😂

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

Strong and stable #NoConfidenceVote

[John Lewis @johnlewis]

You've been asking about the John Lewis advert, well here it is...

@TwitterUK gave me a starring role in my very own Christmas #ad

#NotARetailStore

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@virginmedia rookie spelling mistake. Very professional.

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@lauren_garstin It's the constant rage-quitting & having to play the same game over and over again that does me head in.

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@lauren_garstin Defo a fuck it- im ordering pizza kinda night

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@lauren_garstin She told the woman that having boobs makes you look younger

[Emily Andrew @Emilyyabc]

@lauren_garstin Baby brain