Marshall Mathers

Paul kicked me off Twitter in 2010 for fear I'd crash the internet. So here i am. And if you believe that, you will believe anything. #SuckMyDick

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Oh shoot, I’m back?

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

i heard yall sobbing in my nightmares and kinda felt somewhat bad, but not an awful lot, you know? So I thought I'd check in on you fuckers. https://t.co/zAe5cRZlgB

[SassyCallipygian 😽👽👽😇 @SilentDoeLuv]

@eminemulate Howdy, :-) yea, u know you're missed when u r gone!

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

I'm like a bad fucking smell, keep coming back. https://t.co/53Ren7upJV

[😻🐈🎶❤ @TerrryLeee]

@Eminemulate I think some people were going to send out a search party looking for u..😆

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Ain't you heard The Warning? https://t.co/tNbbm9ASjD

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

No. it has no freakin fire department! https://t.co/UwbbOsbFke

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

My Salsa comes out on NYE. EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR NACHOS! https://t.co/bkmWjV4KB1

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

You know me and my wordplay... take it anyway you wanna cause you hit the nail on the godamn fucking head with both. https://t.co/Pw8LOlP5RE

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

The breadcrumb trail has landed! IM HERE AND IM QUEER. Queer means happy... right? https://t.co/nco9o71kf9

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

oh yea.... and dont all cry at once about missing me and shit, you know what im like, sleeping giant and all that shit. But HOWDY FOLKS!

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

GOTTTTDAAAMN this studio business is busting my balls, but hey I think im starting to see that light at the end of that motherfucking tunnel

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Yea! No rapsits here! I mean it aint rape if you yell out, SURPRIZE! https://t.co/tNAisL0Dhi

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Absolutely fuckin not. https://t.co/73HY82yKD9

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Literally kicked myself in the back of my own calf https://t.co/DMTndVM2BB

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Wait, what? With RAPERS!? Fuck is wrong with you! https://t.co/3mxUudLUpU

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

4 https://t.co/8NUonfN8Yq

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

YO! https://t.co/PYuF5cWluj

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Yo that's possibly the sweetest shit anyone's ever said to me, god bless you and your family https://t.co/ObBmSu6SQN

[SassyCallipygian 😽👽👽😇 @SilentDoeLuv]

@Eminemulate my son did a Taco fart in my truck today an I thght of u. ;-) Havnt seen ya much. Hope u hav a great weekend! GN

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

I kicked myself every day for missing the shot. Should of worn my eye glasses! https://t.co/razO7XEFaB

[ValentinaGIRLY @MARSHALLEM7]

who would dare to be in your sight?!? hope justin bieber :))) @Eminemulate

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

You just answered yourself in one question https://t.co/R5yMnaNeJV

[Marshall Mathers @Eminemulate]

Since I got so old that I have to care. Damn me to hell https://t.co/ys0p0DWuoN