White beard 🏴‍☠️🥶

Otaku, outsider, Milwaukee Bs, Giannis 🦌 #fearthedeer.

[White beard 🏴‍☠️🥶 @Emir_of_Rimi]

MESSIIIIII🐐

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

You'll go to Norway alone in winter, play for Bodo/Glimt, suffer two ACL injuries, play in the Europa League for Union St. Gilloise, win top scorer in the Europa League, play in the Bundesliga, win Rookey of the Month back to back, win the Bundesliga, play for your country, play in the UCL, play in a top 5 European league, and one Somtochukwu on this cruciate app, who clearly hasn't experienced any of this will still say you know nothing about what has given you so much joy, pain, and fulfilment.

Una get mouth o, and an inordinate level of audacity, fully powered and empowered by availability a.k.a see finish.

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

✍🏿 - https://t.co/c0aOLxnZOX

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

My hatred for Barcelona's dominance and Messi especially how instrumental he was in the two UCL finals we lost blinded me for so long to really see how phenomenal of a player he was. My only regret is not embracing him as the 🐐 sooner and enjoy him marvel at his finest.

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

⚽️

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeolu_waa]

E too easy😂

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

40-year-old Vozinha heavily emotional after keeping a clean sheet against Spain 🥹

When asked, he told Reporters that he wanted to quit football this year, but he Received a call from a player that told him he believed him.

That player was Iwobi.

𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

If you’re a sport page or a sports writer following me,

Please all the football news I write is just for jokes.

None of it is true. It’s just jokes.

Do not share. Just laugh and go your way.

It’s like Centel but for football.

How I go say Folarin dedicate goal to I7 and you go rush believe am

Shey you yourself no watch the ball?

Omo abeg oh.

Na jokes I Dey do.

I don’t get paid for it.

I just dey do am for laughs.

Nothing more.

No take me serious abeg.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Sitting down vs. standing up with the best chef in Asia 😂🔥

[The Fan Report @The_Fan_Report]

Respect to the Knicks… but San Antonio is losing the finals themselves.

Game 1: Blew a 14 point lead in 3rd
Game 2: Bad turnover with 8 seconds left
Game 3: Won
Game 4: Blew a 29 point lead

This has to be the biggest playoff choke of all time.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Thank you everyone for celebrating me on my birthday…..

My baby girl and I say a big thank you. ❤️

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Happy Birthday to Me ❤️❤️

My only wish if for Cristiano Ronaldo to Win the 2026 World Cup ❤️ Amen.

[White beard 🏴‍☠️🥶 @Emir_of_Rimi]

Fucking fraudsters, bastards.

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: “Nigerians please come and help me, I placed a bet of N28Million on 1xbet and I Won N82Million but I was only allowed to redraw N31Million and now 1xbet has refused to pay my remaining N51.8Million but instead Closed down my account” - Nigerian man cries out for help

[White beard 🏴‍☠️🥶 @Emir_of_Rimi]

@GossipMillNaija @pistachioczarr

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: “Nigerians please come and help me, I placed a bet of N28Million on 1xbet and I Won N82Million but I was only allowed to redraw N31Million and now 1xbet has refused to pay my remaining N51.8Million but instead Closed down my account” - Nigerian man cries out for help

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Empty your mind, be formless 🤎

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeolu_waa]

Why be say na when alert enter you message me, this is suspicious.
Who are you!

[White beard 🏴‍☠️🥶 @Emir_of_Rimi]

@33Chubbs @skillibengyo We just de talk about for school that year 🤣🤣