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Mikel Arteta: 'I apologise to Arsenal fans for letting them down'

Nah boss. You didn’t let us down. You picked us up from the gutters and made us title contenders. We're proud.

Super Mik Arteta ❤️

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🚨 NEW: Christos Tzolis will wear the number 19 shirt vacated by Leandro Trossard.

Sources close to the club say he asked for it within 10 minutes of the deal being agreed.

Big character.

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🚨 NEW: England dropped Noni Madueke and lost.

Thomas Tuchel has reportedly called an emergency meeting to find out who made the decision to bench him.

Sources say nobody is taking responsibility.

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🚨NEW: Chelsea have made an enquiry about Reiss Nelson.

The winger is seen as a potential squad option for Xabi Alonso’s side next season.

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🚨NEW : A senior England source has told reporters that Declan Rice has “already surpassed” Gerrard and Lampard legacies in terms of what he’s delivered for the national team.

Rice’s consistency over the last three years has been “unmatched by any midfielder in the modern era.”

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🚨JUST IN : Arsenal’s recruitment team have been told to stop sending transfer offers written in Comic Sans.

Apparently it was “sending the wrong message” to targets.

Club insiders including Berta are said to be “reviewing their approach”.

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@Rollosaga It’s still getting restored I guess.

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😭😭 526 Days later… I AM BACK 😭😭😭😭😭

Who remembers the famous GOATNELLI? 😂

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@HighbeeFocuz Thanks 🙏

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@ArsenalNewsTran Thanks boss

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Up next —Newcastle

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Dreams!

[Rising Ballers @RisingBallers_]

I think Myles Lewis-Skelly just dropped the coldest picture of 2025. 🥶

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🚨Myles Lewis-Skelly is set to be called up to the England senior squad by new manager Thomas Tuchel.

The German has been really impressed with the 18-year-old over the past few weeks.

[SPIKE⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

First goal is always Special.

Enjoy a thread of Arsenal players scoring their first goal for the club...

🚨 Featuring Lewis-Skelly and Nwaneri

Thread 🧵

[AFCtrey @af_ctrey]

Most Iconic goal celebrations of all time, A thread

Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo tops the list 🐐

[Prince @AfcPr1nce]

“Liverpool always faced us head-on, to win matches.”

🎥 via Arsenal on TikTok

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Big Gabi never lies

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This is what Starboys look like

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MIKEL ARTETA CHANGED OUR LIVES