simply emilio

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

When u show up just to🩰💨then cruise back

[𒉭𓆏The Great Dane 𓆏𒉭 @thegreatdane269]

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry. It got absolutely brutalized by the government for flavors that “appealed to kids” (RIP Mango) just for every gas station to become infested with unregulated Chinese disposables that come in pastel colors and have flavors like “Willy Wonka bubblegum sugar delight”

[Crock Lesnar @0h_benito]

Rugrats in Paris
*except it's just a kids bop version of Niggas in Paris*

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Martial arts legend and action star Chuck Norris has died at 86 years old

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

You just won da game!

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Can I text u

[THERUSSIANBADGER @DARUSSIANBADGER]

starting my day with a can of this and hopefully not ending it with a dui

[zach @psychicpebble]

interesting mouse type character reacts to ongoing world events

[Crock Lesnar @0h_benito]

Let's make mom's alcoholics again

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED????????

[simply emilio @EmirioSon]

Shout out to all the dog walkers that just find human bones and dead bodies

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[🍻 @drink2beers]

she pulling my pork in ways that should be haram

[simply emilio @EmirioSon]

I want to star in one of those American soap operas where they're always in some sort of office

[simply emilio @EmirioSon]

FUCK I love being nice to my customers, like YEAH FUCK YEAH YOURE SO GOD DAMN WELCOME I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH