Britt

Adores cinema and anything comedy related. I’m not here to make you comfortable.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

My sexual orientation is watching @TheBiancaDelRio put a wig on in slow motion.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 7 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Mark Schroeder @MarksArtRecords]

Please LIKE if you dig this artwork by @lewislarosa for @badideahello. BAD IDEA COMICS IS INCREDIBLE!
I need to reach 100 tweets for the #BadIdeaFanCup
So Please
LIKE & maybe even RETWEET
THANK YOU♥️
@AtomBangFreeman

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

Ah hell nah Twitter is the new QAnon. I’m out 🤘

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

@DrewAfualo Maybe she should spend her time learning how the comma works in the English language and register to vote instead 🤔

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Congrats to hallmark for losing all that homophobic weight.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

I don’t need to pay $8 a month on here to prove that no one reads my tweets but me.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

I can’t wait to explain the plot to Mean Girls to the young nurses looking after future me when I end up in a home.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Happy #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory Day, everybody!!! Streaming RIGHT NOW for FREE on @TheRokuChannel.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I love you.

You are beautiful.

&

You can do anything.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

stop making movies so long bitch.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

The second I can afford @Yitty, look out world whew.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

White people in Indiana act like you burned their house down if you tell them they can’t eat outside at a restaurant.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

90s movies and tv shows made college seem a lot cooler than it actually was.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

I think I have concealer on my contact lens and now I remember why I only wear makeup 4 times a year.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

If you start any sentence with “not to be that guy but…” you are that guy and are probably just as insufferable to be around as that sentence is.

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

@iLoveLadii Kick his ass out and move on wtf

[Britt @Emit_Britt]

@UberFacts The Bride of Frankenstein

[ACLU of Indiana @ACLUIndiana]

🎉GOOD NEWS: The Indiana Supreme Court has allowed the state’s abortion ban to remain blocked.

Abortion will remain legal in Indiana while we continue to fight this ban in court.

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

YOU GUYS, ALEX JONES FUCKED AROUND AND NOW HE’S FINDING OUT 🎉🎉🎉

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“here’s how to turn a carrot into a hot dog” i will literally murder you