Middle Child♕

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Me on Zimbabwean Twitter trying read Shona tweets that are insulting Wicknell Chivayo 😭😭😭…

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Me today after spending 24 hours reading Zimbabwean tweets…😭😭😭

[A Different Perspective @SirThatsMyName]

Umjolo is rocking you guys and what’s dusting me is this is the dating market you guys created but you stay complaining 🤣🤣

[Haji @khal_haji]

You think Emakhaya is peaceful until you're stuck there unemployed.

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[Ndlovu @njivana]

I’m never gonna be accountable for actions of another man no matter who it is, im only accountable for my own actions, anyone who thinks I must be accountable for another man’s actions is an idiot

[Le rata depth gore. @Ketso28]

@lindsss_n Le skomota ra mo lebella. I am not a picky person. 🙏

[Writing on Beyoncé's internet. @desmondderaudeh]

My uncle would always bully & "sis" me for listening to Beyoncé, so I snuck a camera into his house. Turned out his best friend wasn't just a friend but a fuck buddy. I discreetly sent the video to his wife, his workplace and his best friend's church where he was a pastor. The both of them were kicked out by the church, my uncle's wife left him, and he lost his house and job. His sister (my mom) allowed him to stay with us until he could find a job, so I ordered a 12-inch dildo in his name and made sure it came in when my dad was home. My homophobic ass dad wasn't having it and kicked him out the very next day.

That was the day I knew I wasn't casual about Beyonce cause a normal fan probably wouldn't do that. 😭😭😭😭

[JonSnow__02🧃🇮🇳🇵🇹🇪🇸 @JonSnow__02]

Instagram users got no chill

[refentse @refentsek_]

zero unique experiences. ZERO😭

[noah’s arch @gooonicorn]

Everyone is so lucky Willow does not have any interest in dominating the world.

[austin @aust1_nk]

Currently going through something I’ll probably only open up about in 2032

[biggFred 🗣 @Rozzinho_732]

A nigga like me don’t say much. I just take the pain, learn from it, and keep moving like nothing happened

[Goober @Ga_ba_go0ber]

Good run fairs Feige

[Ben Sandiso Voight 🇿🇦🇩🇪 @Sandiso_Voight]

Spain won the World cup because South Africa got tired of winning. But now it's back to business as usual

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra: 4-2-3-1 en rombo, Kane de falso 9, Bellingham llegando desde segunda línea, Pontas invertidos, Presión alta, Rotaciones en el mediocampo

🇦🇷 Argentina: El que no se la pase a Messi es gay

[Esquire 🌺 @NovoRomantic]

I’m really an amateur at this capitalism thing ngl

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

We didn’t inherit the silence of our fathers!!!💅🏽

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

End of an era

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

- Tu novia se irá de fiesta con un amigo
- Debes 10,000 dólares al banco
- No tienes trabajo
- Tu familia está decepcionada

Pero Cristiano Ronaldo nunca va ganar un Mundial