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Virgo mom to a Virgo bebé. total cry baby. Travel bug.

[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

Todays Wordle hint: #41 #MFFL

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All my fantasy injuries are one thing… this I cannot handle.

[NFL @NFL]

Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs suffered torn ACL in practice today, out for the season. (via @RapSheet & @TomPelissero)

[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

Ten years ago, today 🥺

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Goodnight from me and my lumpy belly.

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@DFWscanner I20 southbound by White Settlement rd is shut down due to an accident. Traffic backed up at least a mile.

[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

My Amazon Nest next to my bed that I literally only use to see the time and weather just started playing Shiny Happy People (the show about the Duggar family) randomly at 2:45 am. I didn’t even know I could watch tv on there. And now I’m never going to sleep.

[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

Hi everyone, I’m on vacation. It’s 12:33 am and I’m tired. Should I go to sleep or should I sleep when I’m dead?

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

WOOOOOAAAAHHHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!

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[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

ON TO THE SECOND ROUND!

@CelsiusOfficial | #TexasHockey

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Playoff wins are better than revenge.

#StanleyCup x #TexasHockey

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[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

I was the only one of my friends that had a kid for the longest time. Now most of those friends have more kids than I do. Time is crazy.

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@reggie__finn Standard protocol

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My mother let me live with her until I was 29 and I repay her by stealing her Swiffer when I finally moved out 🤪

[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

I just had a customer ask me how we get olive juice. He thought we had to convert it from olive oil.

[champlain🍾 @Emlandis1]

Arrival

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I should’ve bet him money

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You guys I swear ON MY LIFE I looked at gonzalo before the play and I said “they’re gonna get this 2 pt conversion with a qb sneak” and he was like nah.. and then THEY DID