Emm Dam

Time waster, avoider of all things adulty and general smarty-pants :P Insta: emmardam

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@gomvfc Surely that can’t be missed on this day? This foundation member is disappointed by this club.

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@gomvfc Where’s the #IndigenousAustralia representation?

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@girlsnightinHQ I’m in AUS and was maybe freaking out a little that GNI hadn’t arrived by bed time 😅

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@laurencoad YouthebestdamnwingwomanANYONEeverhad

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When you keep getting London job alerts and the drive to get on a plane gets slightly stronger every time...

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@SienaBelle18 @carolinehaapala We gonna partay so hard! This is the BEST. NEWS. EVER!

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Some days I think I am a princess. Then I hear, "I was going to drive but then, oh I thought I'd give this train thing a try!". 👸

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#nomakeup is bullshit when I can see your clumped-together, mascara-covered lashes.

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You know your friends are mature when you see a post from a 16yo and assume it was written by your 23yo friend #getabrain

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Used Journey Planner on my phone to help a stranger #makemeasaintalready

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@SienaBelle18 Legit public service announcement right there.

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Apparently dragonflies have shovel-shaped penises, so they can scoop out rivals' sperm. This is odd. Go nature.

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All I know is that I'm leaving the country in 4 months anyway, so I don't really care 💁💁💁

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When I can't sleep, I look for jobs in other countries.

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*sees snowboarder dude* Oooh, he's cute 😏
*snowboarder dude pulls out and starts to smoke cigarette* Oooh, he's gross 😷

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"What are you doing with your life?"
"Planning my escape"

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On the plus side, taking out my frustrations in training is working really well for my fitness 💪

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And for something new this week, feeling terribly taken advantage of. Am 99.99999% done with several people in my life.

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This week has been all about standing up for myself, and I've done a lot better at it than usual. Just FYI.

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"Isn't it amazing that we're up to date?" Not really, given how organised I am...