Scotty

Just another graphic designer with a stupid personal account 🍻 🇨🇦

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

You know you're both hungover when you say you feel awful and your roomy hears falafel.

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

Any even remotely affordable rentals in Ontario usually look like you'll wanna get an updated tetanus shot with your rental application

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

Did you know? The name "Cole" is shortform for "Co-rnho-le"

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

Christians are so cute haha like Yes sky daddy tell me whats right and whats wrong

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

i don't struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

the only redeeming factor to growing up catholic is that it made me good at was doing crosswords made by elderly white men

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

thank fuck it wasn't a gender reveal

[Scripps Institution of Oceanography @Scripps_Ocean]

You've heard of the green room, but have you ever been barreled in the pink room? 🏄🏾 Last week's pink waves at Torrey Pines State Beach were a result of science in action.

🌊 More on the experiment: https://t.co/uMBJR4so59
🌊 FAQ: https://t.co/Zv176CdN1h

📸: @erikjep

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

I just discovered my bf considers ramen PASTA and not soup wtf

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

tell that to my therapist!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/onndfrA5Tv

[erin chack @ErinChack]

when i call you babe i mean like the pig

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

Me: "my eyes hurt"
Also me: "i don't need to put glasses on it'll just be 5 mins of screen time"

Yes seems healthy Emma great job!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m sorry, I’m kinda a mess right now!

-me responding to all texts since 2006

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

@nevervicky @mannequinpussy next step: wear "i love fridays" shirts to work monday-thurs but never on friday

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

"Life is better at the lake" shirt worn by Torontonian living in 600sq ft condo up Bay street

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

"Have your cake and eat it too" is such an odd phrase, like what else are people doing with their cakes?? I was under the impression that it's only purpose was to be food

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

Im not religious but I do listen to Lorde

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

don’t bother me, I’m eating my entire brick of comfort cheese

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

There are two types of people in this world: people who love nic cage seriously, and people who love nic cage ironically.

[Satan @s8n]

I'm getting sick of people blaming everything on me. Can't they just take responsibility for their own stupid decisions?

[Scotty @EmmScotty]

If you watch 4 Christmases backwards it's about a couple who decided to skip holidays and travel rather than be burdened by obligations and toxic family members... and I think that's beautiful lol

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc