Emma Anselmo

likes include piña coladas & getting caught in the rain

[Emma Anselmo @EmmaAnselmo]

assignment due @ 11:59pm

me @ 11:27pm

[hyacinth @halcyonhyacinth]

😂😂😂 need this to be the top review

[Tweets of Dogs @TweeetsOfDogs]

The selfie of the year❤️

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

the amc employee leading me out of the 5 hour Wicked double feature

[lizzy (evil on pride) @whistlequill]

this exact thing happened to my friend anthony bridgerton😭

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

My wife's coworker used a phrase no one understood and then insisted it was a common expression. The expression was "it's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine."

[greg @greg16676935420]

Not a phone in sight just two best buds living in the moment

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

This Fox News host is your new Secretary of Defense and I'm not kidding

[Gareth Clarke @gxrethclarke]

sorry what is their marketing budget

[💖 @twaniimals]

"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it"

me at 10am:

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

This is how girls feel when you ask them if they wanna run errands with you

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a Martini & Uncrustable

[Emma Anselmo @EmmaAnselmo]

@marriie_xoxo this deserves many retweets

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵

1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

I’m not exaggerating when i say that this is the most beautiful song ever made for a film and should’ve won an oscar