Emma Bannister

Mum to Jake xxxx

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Jakes got his first pubes!!! All grown up! @VMware

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Fuck off is Louis Tomlinson still trying to be a singer?! 😂😂😂

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

@PGATOUR @B_Matthews12 @PGATOURLA How can’t you all see it was self preservation? He had no choice but to react like that! Probably wanted to punch the guy!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

@SkySports @TheMasters All the poor people who can’t afford sky are triggered 😂😂

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

@SkySports @TheMasters Lovely!!! Means all the peasants can’t watch on BBC now! Justifies my sky subscription!!! 👌🏼👌🏼

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Anyone else noticed that @jacquelineMjos is low key rubbing Andrew up the wrong way? 😂😂 keeps talking over him and ignoring his opinion!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

@jeremycorbyn not coming off well here! Won’t give a straight answer but @BorisJohnson actually is!!

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@SkySports I pay for your channels and am trying to watch the golf, yet you take adverts down my throat every 10 minutes? Not ok!!!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

@PGATOUR who on earth is this Craig guy on the commentary? I’m having to mute the tv! Sounds like a creepy sex offender with false teeth. Please get him off!!!!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

An advert every 8 minutes on X factor and they wonder why nobody watches 😂😂

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@itsclairekane Thanks captain obvious! Keep up at the back!

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What a pointless cribs that Gemma Collins one was.... totally disappointed they’d waste half the episodes with that crap @MTVCribs

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

😂😂😂 @Spotify asking people to just confirm their addresses for brilliant new features! Do they not realise we know they’re just trying to catch out family subscriptions between friends? So funny!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Why are we all pretending that Craig David’s new songs are good?! 😂😂 They all sound like the songs you’d make with your mates at sleepovers when 12 😂😂 nostalgia is letting him get away with it!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Annie mac is back?! We didn’t want her back!

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Annie mac plays some utter shite on her radio show..... how can you think you’re a house DJ one minute then pump out a load of terrible heavy metal the next? Literally nobody wants to hear that.

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Curtis literally went on Love Island to boost his profile and is 100% gay. However, he couldn’t have gone on the show if he admitted. He’s playing a game. Give it 6 months and he’ll come out and his plan has worked.

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Annie mac b2b Kolsch? Wtf... this is going to be interesting 😂 one is the master of taking you on a melodic techno journey. The other a teenagers gateway to commercial house music. Can’t wait! 😭😭

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

@chantelle_horn Did you really just @ him and compound the problem? 😭😭😭 you’re part of of exactly what you’re tweeting about. Hahaha

[Emma Bannister @EmmaBannister11]

Caroline flacks questioning is hilarious 😂 just drills out questions and doesn’t care about the answers. All so insincere!!!