Emma O'Keefe

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[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

I'm sorry I can't come to your thing that requires me obtaining childcare. I'd rather suffer in silence than inconvenience anyone ever.

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@midwesttgs Wow

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

There's a lot going on, but what is a Yung Gravy and also why?

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

The "let me be clear" tweet template is giving MLM copypasta.

[the Beverly of Cheverly @NickoGallo]

I keep thinking about how, with two months notice that this ruling was coming, the democratic-controlled congress not only *didn't* codify abortion rights, but overwhelmingly passed a security bill protecting these SCOTUS justices

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@midwesttgs Yum!

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@minarets I love patter-in so much

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

If the filibuster is so important, Joe Manchin should simply go to 21 funerals and explain why

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

All online shopping websites need a filter called "you can wear a real bra with this" and then all the spaghetti-strap, halter, one-shoulder pieces can stop attacking me with their cuteness I will never experience.

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@Chelsea_Fagan "it's giving Chelsea Fagan" would be a compliment to me

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

TikTok is for sure melting my brain but the energy I get from "I'm a middle-age, mid-sized mom from the Midwest, let's get dressed" is unmatched.

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

Everyone at The Ultimatum reunion, including Nick & Vanessa for some reason.

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@sarahricc Have they seen a map?

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

Me watching The Ultimatum

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@theJingster @minarets That's so many!!

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

"Ugh seems like everyone's having a baby right now" -me who had a baby within the last year.

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@minarets Excellent choice!!

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@arden_elise Nooooooo, now I'm excited!!

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

Bridgerton's use of You Oughta Know is 👌🏻

[Emma O'Keefe @EmmaChace]

@WabbaPlays That's bleak!!