Emmaculate

Make me laugh and we can be friends.

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

Obviously my little cousins got a hold of my phone last night. #idontwhatthisis

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

me:*wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food*

me:*finishes food before opening theme finishes*

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

The lie you'll hear me say most: "no I'm not hungry anymore"

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

I once had an assignment due at 11pm. I sent it in at 10:59pm that day.
I put the PRO in procrastination.

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

Just bought my faster horses ticket!!!!!! SO EXCITED.

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

I think I need more coffee

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

I live, learn, and laugh a lot and that's all I need.

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

@chilltweetss @LydiaRose09

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I love teaching 😍💖👯

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@rycbar110 😂😂😂😂😂 YES. *DRAMATICALLY SINGS HIS NUMBER WRONG*

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

The internet was officially declared public domain yesterday and this damn dress is what we all are concerned with.
Way to go America. 😒

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

Who are you?

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

Lulu lemon is so expensive it makes me want to cry

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GO WINGS. 🚨🚨🚨 @DetroitRedWings

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Final minute. 3-2 #RedWings, Sharks empty net. #GoWings

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

#REDWINGS WIN! 🚨🚨🚨

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

Dancing to the groove like it just ain't nothing 🎶

[Emmaculate @EmmaClaireShira]

Dancers make the best employees because we UNDERSTAND that everyone is replaceable so we always do our best.