Emma Clark

i'm Canadian. i ride a polar bear to work, have a pet moose and live in an igloo

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Happy Birthday, @JackAllTimeLow. We love you. A lot.

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Just heard #wastingallthesetears on the radio! So proud of @CassadeePope ♡

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

New phones are the best thing everrrrr

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

When I get bored I read amanda bynes's tweets. Instantly entertained

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

That nervous feeling when you're driving behind a truck with a porta potty on the back...

[Alexander DeLeon @bohnes]

congrats @jasoncollins34 for being the first openly gay player in major sports. you're an inspiration & we admire your strength and bravery.

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Bravo, @JasonCollins34! Thanks for stepping up. For standing tall. And at 7 feet, that's saying a lot.

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

@van823 pretty much no one knows how and they get so frustrated! Its hilarious

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Favourite part of working at a gas station: watching people attempt to pay at the pump and fail miserably

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Scalp is so itchy from all the bleach yesterday! Driving me insane #worthit?

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

"@WomensHumor: My ex is living proof that I generally make poor choices in life." Every single one of them

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

@xbigXXscampix if you want a bj to make you feel better....#boosterjuice

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

If you've never had your scalp covered in bleach, you don't know real pain

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Been awake since 3 am #insomnia #passingoutatwork http://t.co/2eJZbBZMf3

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Very interesting convo about pokemon happening behind me right now...

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Been awake since 3 am. Its not like I wanted to sleep or anything though #insomniac

[Taste of Country @TasteOfCountry]

"Mama always told me that I should play nice / But she didn't know you when she gave me that advice" @theBandPerry #BestCountryLyrics

[Emma Clark @EmmaEClark]

Cold tanning beds are the WORST

[Boston Police Dept. @bostonpolice]

#WANTED: Suspect identified as 19 year-old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev of Cambridge. Suspect considered armed & dangerous.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you're one of the two bombing "suspects" caught on the video just shown by the FBI, this would probably be a good time to kill yourself.