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Do I really like this song or was it just in Twilight?

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Oh god now they’re doing tattoos 🥴

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Are y’all really out there getting IV treatments at hair salons? Please say sike.

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Someone did a “I need to settle a debate” poll on IG asking if the Goo Goo Dolls were one hit wonders and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

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I’m willing to separate the art from the artist with Kid Rock because Cowboy fucks.

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@mamavirg0 The first episode is so chaotic I couldn’t watch any more lol

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Deciding to sell my Barbie collection the summer the movie comes out was a great choice.

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@o_0chelsea 🥹🥹🥹

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@Bummercamp666 Talk to ya boy he left TWO

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How many Oreos is a respectful amount to leave in the package for the next person?

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@Bummercamp666 ❗️ ❗️❗️

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@_thebards Wtf 👀 I’ve never seen that before lmao

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Imagine your 5th grade talent show performance being on live television omg

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

hayden panettiere singing 'crazy' by britney spears on rosie o'donnell, 2000 https://t.co/N3nodVH1EC

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That week of 70-80° weather has me feeling like I can’t go outside when it’s 50 degrees.

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@mamavirg0 Omg house on haunted hill is my comfort movie lol. Also love thirteen ghosts.

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2016 was spent either out to sea or drunk in port.

[beer slag @beerslag]

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

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At least once a month I dream that my Navy contract is up but I’m still stuck on the boat and they won’t let me leave.

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@caarleyfries Congrats!!!

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@writerbxtch It’s like I’m just WAITING for someone to bring up McDonald’s so I can tell them about the app and shame them for not using it. You’re throwing away money if not!!!

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The way I hype up the McDonald’s app you’d think they’re paying me.

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@FilmUpdates It’s giving Saving Silverman