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[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

@mylofarmer On a real note, what computer should I get? I have all packs and some mods. Don’t need to spend crazy money but I want it to run decently. I’d prefer a laptop

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Their positioning seemed so familiar and then I figured it out.

[Red Pyramead Alt @SilentHillMead]

Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me after flipping tortillas with my bare hands

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

I would absolutely kill for a Dave

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

and it was only a 9 episode arc

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

@whereyouleftmia Except for the Abraham Lincoln account

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

Me: I grew up in a small town on a farm

Girl from Naperville who had a cat: me too

[SIMplee Tierra @Tierra_Cruz_]

Hard truth. @TheSims

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

a woman will say “I want to cut my hair” and a man will say no don’t do it you’re so pretty with long hair and then men will just shave their head without telling you and experiment the with the most disgusting facial hair known to western civilization

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

My statement on the Respect for Marriage Act:

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

@Kate_Kelly_Esq @SenatorRomney Why are you shitting on someone for what their great great great relative did?

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

My favorite thing about being born in 2000 is every year you get to tell your teachers that you’re born in 2000 and not the 1900s and they flip out. Very excited to unleash it in on the adults at work

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

@hankgreen As a math an accounting major, chegg often had worked-out solutions of similar homework problems with different numbers. Helped me better understand the concepts and procedures. Was also helpful when I was a tutor because it has some textbook solutions

[Emmerz @EmmaHayes2018]

@PuckMyWorld Tator tot nachos, and mom has a tator tot casserole recipe