I don’t judge shit in the gym, but - this was me this morning after spending way too much time trying to find the clips to see someone locked in their 2.5 plates on the chest press machine
Apple podcasts should allow for an option to have captions. Or, at least the option to read the script as they are talking - the same you can a songs lyrics
At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”