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(she/her)

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

When the drug dealer that moved into your building a couple months ago is kicked out >>>>

Hoping the agents vet the next people properly because so far THIS YEAR they’ve let in a man that smashed his girlfriend’s head into a wall and a drug dealer that was arrested for assault🙄

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Also, and I quote, said “Everything that happened to me recently [kid being taken and arrest for assault], has been because of someone else”.

🤣 Classic inability to take responsibility for your own actions.

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

New neighbour:
- Has parties every night
- Smokes weed every day
- Sells drugs from his apartment
- Gets arrested for assault
- Has his kid taken away because he was too drunk to look after her.

Also new neighbour: “I don’t understand why everyone here has an issue with me”

🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

My drug dealer, criminal neighbour summoned me to talk to him yesterday to tell me, and I quote, “Everything that happened has been because of someone else” 🤣

Classic.

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

I witnessed a woman pick up litter from her front garden, walk across the road, and throw it in the bushes.

What is wrong with people!

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

I don’t know why I keep watching teen dramas. They infuriate me so much 🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

A man bragged to me yesterday about how he’d had an affair and destroyed his marriage.

BRAGGED.

What the fuck 🙃

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Literally came to Twitter to check this 😂 Either planned or a huge coincidence!

[Chloe ✨🍒💋🚁🍍🏒 @trollyforlife]

Please tell me I wasn’t the only one who got the joke of the nickname “Spud” when Troye Sivan was playing in the background of Malakai and Rowan at the bunker party #HeartbreakHigh

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Just putting it out there again that I’m not fighting in any war, thank you very much.

Can everyone stop fighting and just be friends instead.

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Used the word ‘vrot’ in a sentence and repeated myself about 5 times before I realised my British colleagues had no idea what I was saying 🤣🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

I’ve just had to order an entire cheque book to make one payment 🤣

Who tf uses cheques anymore.

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Anyway. I don’t think they’ll last 😅

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

The new neighbours downstairs fight SO much. Every time I walk past the door, I hear them arguing. It’s like a soap opera down there 🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Today it was about him being in a foul mood from the moment he walked in the door. Then there was something about her stealing Birthday money. And then he made a squawking noise imitating her 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Still angry that we were cheated out of 1st place at a quiz over the weekend.

Q: Name the only active volcano in mainland Europe?
Our A: Mount Vesuvius
Quizmaster A: Mount Etna

ETNA ISN’T ON MAINLAND EUROPE.

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

I drew a moustache on my face and joined my eyebrows and my phone didn’t recognise me 🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

I went to the office today and wore all black. This guy goes “You look like a ninja assassin today”.

SORRY MARK. I’M SORRY I’VE ONLY DONE A DARK WASH AND THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN CLOTHES 😩

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Not LinkedIn going down the same day 1/4 of my company is let go and looking for new jobs 🤣

[Em @EmmaJ_Lock]

Well this is a fucking shit show