Emma K Smit

(She/Her) Loves music, tells stories, believes in magic.

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

Oh my heavens, they're both crying and my husband's conclusion is "maybe they're too young for movies" as opposed to "maybe we should have started with the one with a princess or teddy bears" or "maybe the toddlers don't find war strategy compelling"

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

So, three years in, the kids have tested positive. (Daycare 😔)

My husband has decided this is the perfect time to introduce them to Star Wars - a big deal in our house, we literally named our son Luke.

He's opted to start with the Clone Wars movie. I don't know why.

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

"How did they fly?"
"They used the force."
"No, Daddy, THIS is the force." *closes her eyes and hovers her hand in front of her with intent focus*

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Separated at birth

[🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️‍⚧️ @WhereTrueLoveIs]

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

[Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman]

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

@FaceOfBoCosplay This image honestly clarified the hell out of "Nothing" from A Chorus Line for me, because I was always like cmon, girl - really? Nothing? But ya... Nothing.

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

@TerraSpencer Yoink!

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

🥳 we're back, babee!

[llbll @BIH_WEE]

ITS POOP NIGHT IN BASEBALL!!!!

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

“Pretty funny stuff”

#SandyHookPromise #ProtectOurKids @sandyhook
https://t.co/MPfPuV5tcG

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

Home sick today. Don't know if the construction workers downstairs are playing classical music super loud because they've forgotten I'm here, or because they know I'm here, and honestly don't know which option's funnier.

[Emma K Smit @EmmaKSmit]

@thedad Oh man I missed the joke because in my head I pronounced it like "Benin" and got all excited I was gonna learn a new word 😩

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

boy math is when he does the oil changes and snow shoveling and she does the cooking and laundry and he decides they have equal workloads because they both do two chores

[James Nokise @JamesNokise]

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes…

At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh..

It was comfy, it was quiet

In hindsight, too good to last…