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[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

america is fat because a tiny container of raspberries is $5 and a family size bag of chips is $2

[Lindsey Young @LindseyMNSports]

Tater says SKOL for NFC North champs!!!!

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

The fact that I got my pacifier after this is why I still have and sleep with my baby blanket (also seen in video) every night at age 23

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

when u tell a spoiled girl no vs when she gets what she wants

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

@zoemichaela13 *blue moose Long Island tea

[Rylee Laxdal @Rylee_Laxdal]

No bigger kick in the manhood than having to pay your girlfriend for winning the fantasy football league ....

[Gundam Watch Order @djoats02]

if ur single on christmas its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Trick or treating in the Midwest sucked shit growing up because I could never be just spider man I was always spider man with a fucking jacket

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

I really walked into AutoZone and said that I think I have bad gas

[average jo @thatgirljo_]

You know how many problems would be solved if women had to orgasm to get pregnant??

[gogo @margo_go_go_]

me pretending to laugh at men’s jokes so they don’t murder me

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

@BarstoolUND @JoeBlacksBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks #BarstoolBestBar

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

RT for Brother Nature
Like for Snow White

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

@im_your_density ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Caboley @arandanoss]

PSA to all my ladies! You can get these on amazon. They’re called drink chips. Stay safe this summer 😜

[emma @EmmaLaxdal]

when you see bae walking with another girl

[Travis Pastrami @offda5G]

Transparency must just mean death

[Twisted T @TMLausch98]

people that take bites out of string cheese are monsters

[cass spinelli @cassspinelli]

“why’d you cut your hair?

because he said he liked it long.”

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

katy perry really asked us if we ever felt like a plastic bag. she really asked us that