Emma Logan

I was born a joke. Black Lives Matter. She/Her

[Emma Logan @EmmaLemon250]

Stingers up titties out, amiright ladies

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[drishti ♡ @drishitposting]

codependency is bad. unless it's my favorite ship. they need each other it's okay i'll let it slide.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I don’t need a period tracker I just wait until I catch myself talking like an evil grand vizier and I know she’s on the way

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

stop worrying about being the hottest girl he's been with & start being the scariest

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Hell yeah

[Ayush @podzied]

@Big_tagg meal prep is for people who trust that tomorrow is coming

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

I have always and will always respect whores more than the president of the united states, no matter who may assume that office

[julia @juumelo_]

in addition to being a sweet gentle girl I am also deeply angry and violent. this is endearing to right person I’m sure

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i believe i should be given a gun

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

It’s happening.

[KJ @KJ_KC2]

Why have you forsaken me?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I go feral for the B-52's! #TheBaldAndTheBeautiful

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the concept of jennifer coolidge rapunzel