emma

RU ‘24

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

Sorry i’m late, there was an evil troll blocking the bridge and his riddles were really hard today

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Trying to find nicer ways to tell people I think they’re overthinking something

[trash jones @jzux]

coworker: hey circling back on that thing we talked about in december

me: stop living in the past

[ok @slugcharmer]

nothing more thrilling than a beautiful woman turning to me in secret whispering “can i say something mean”

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

cinema has yet to top this
https://t.co/LSmV33dBOg

[emma @EmmaMayers13]

@hondacrvthe3rd bojack horseman 🫡

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when an outfit doesn't turn out as I imagined in my head:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after spending all my money because I had a bad day:

[kissclty @kissclty]

I was thinking of visiting this town in scotland isn’t it gorgeous

[Bigsteppa @kelseeynicoleee]

Bein pretty get u far but bein pretty kind n well mannered get u way further

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

Him: Do not bite me again
Me charged up:

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

biden barely plays minecraft with us anymore after he became president

[clare @sadderlizards]

i didn’t bury enough acorns this year and i fear i’m not going to survive the winter

[aasiaa.aa @asiaaaxoxooo]

that random wave of sadness be eating me tf up.

[annie @soychotic]

Telling every man in the office I like their shirt then tallying the frequency at which they each wear it over the next quarter to calculate my individual influence to adjust the amount of seconds I look into their eyes accordingly