it’s 2035. you’re a milf with a college degree, a hottie husband, a few precious kiddos staying at grandmas, and as many dogs as you want. You’re drinking wine in your hot tub and you remember that you never thought you’d make it through dead week. look at you now girl
Today for lecture we were on Zoom, and one of the girls in my class forgot to mute her mic. As the teacher was explaining the girl said “bitch I can’t do that”. I don’t really know this girl, but I think I need to friends with her.
i started 2019 heartbroken and i’m ending it laying next to my husband ...
kinda crazy to see how my life has changed, but so excited to start this new part of my life🥺💛
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!
get up, make your bed, tie your hair up & put some music on. clean your space, take a nap, work a bit, laugh some, eat good food, go outside, enjoy the sunshine. paint your nails, plan out your week, see an old friend. do everything you have to do to make your life YOURS.