emma

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[emma @EmmaPippard]

Had cereal for dinner and now I’m eating pickled onions straight from the jar. I have no excuse for this but honestly I’m very happy about it

[emma @EmmaPippard]

I have got to stop looking through all the photos from when Myles was a newborn, because it makes me emotional. He was so small and I feel like I can barely remember him being that tiny

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Put a set of fake nails on as I haven’t had my nails done in years and I had forgotten how much of an adjustment it is to have long nails and do everyday tasks so I don’t think they’re going to last very long before I pull them off

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Going out in a skirt and tshirt and being nice and warm has made me so happy, bloody love the warm weather

[emma @EmmaPippard]

I should be asleep because my child will inevitably wake up the moment I close my eyes but I’m too busy looking to book the three of us a holiday… with what money I do not know

[emma @EmmaPippard]

If I get my way, Myles will be doing swimming on a Sunday, Monkey Music on a Monday, and Sing and Sign on a Thursday 😂

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Our sofa bed has been up constantly for the past who knows how many days and it’s wonderful to chill and watch TV and for Myles to nap, but me getting off of it is so ungraceful 😂

[emma @EmmaPippard]

9am on a Saturday morning and the baby is asleep on me, I’m catching up on I’m a Celeb, and I’ve just ordered a McDonald’s breakfast. What more could I want? 😂

[emma @EmmaPippard]

@meloncurls21 The whole road is permit except those spaces, and even though we live in a quiet close, people that know the spaces are permit free absolutely take the piss!

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Since becoming a mum I’ve realised I’ve also become a Karen because why on earth are there cars parked outside our maisonettes (in what are technically our spaces), taking up three of four spaces when none of those three cars live here and they haven’t moved in days?

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Desperately trying to kill time before bath time and bed time and I’ve resorted to putting Bluey on and we’re cuddled on the sofa watching it

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Given in to the contact naps so he actually sleeps for longer than 20 minutes at a time but I am completely nap trapped and desperately need a wee

[emma @EmmaPippard]

I am sandwiched between a sleeping boyfriend and a sleeping baby so I can’t even move to get out of bed without waking probably both of them 😂

[emma @EmmaPippard]

We’ve reached danger nap territory, it is far too close to bedtime for him to have had an almost hour and a half nap but I don’t want to unleash the wrath of a 4 month old by waking him up 😂

[emma @EmmaPippard]

I just want a haircut and blow dry that’s not going to cost me £70 please

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Why’s it taken me this long to realise that when I am lazy and just want to make an instant sachet coffee, to just put the powder and water in the milk frother and it’ll come out perfectly mixed, frothed and drinkable temperature

[emma @EmmaPippard]

No way did we start a new bedtime routine tonight to encourage Myles to fall asleep on his own in his crib rather than being cuddled and it only took 20 minutes and me going back into the room twice. There’s no way it’s going to continue being that easy 😂

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Got the baby tossing and turning in his cot on my left and a boyfriend snoring like a warthog on my right

[emma @EmmaPippard]

Managed to get the three of us matching christmas pyjamas from Sainsbury’s and they were an absolute bargain, less than £34 for all of us, and to think I almost ordered them from Next where one pair alone is £38

[emma @EmmaPippard]

the Lidl angel cake says “serves 8” but I’ve just eaten half of it in one sitting and could probably eat the other half too