Emma Critchley

British voice talent & presenter 📻 Saturdays 11-3 @kmfmofficial Insta: emma_presenter_voiceover. Imperfect mum. Lover of food, my bike(s) & my allotment!

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I’m sure everyone else’s 16 year old is listening to hip hop. Mine’s in her room, singlehandedly performing every part in The Phantom of the Opera. 👀🎭

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Note to Self: 30 deadlifts in the gym is too many. Walking today with shoulders like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 😖

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This was a very... humbling... gym class this morning. 😐 #sideplanksarethedevil

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2024 has become the year of my watermelon addiction. #midnightfeast

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Fabulous morning pootle! Even if my navigating was, well.... pretty poor. We got round eventually. 😄

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Great Sunday cycle around the byways and waterways of East London with navigator @EmmaPresenterVO

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@maryharristw I’m seeing trees being massacred everywhere at the moment. I’m trying to read up on what kind of ‘permission’ is needed, but it seems to be just a nod from the council unless there’s a TPO. There should be a public notice on a🌲explaining why it’s doomed before it is cut down.

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@SianElvin Errrrr.... 😱

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Ahhhhh. The beauty of a pre-7am toddler tandtrum. 🥴 Today’s coping strategy will be: more tea. ☕️

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@mattiassimeone Gotta love Temu. And it’s big brother, Shein. 🤣

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All the targeted ads coming up on ‘me socials’... they’re all for collagen supplements. Should I be offended? 😯👵🏼

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Posting a select few photos that create an illusion of me having a tidy, well gardened garden. Actually it’s a mess. 😃

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@kaikouramonkey Ha ha! Yes, I do wonder what will become of it when we’ve baked 2 loaves, the novelty has worn off and it’s still bubbling and expanding like some kind of glutenous triffid. 😯

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Our first attempt at a sourdough starter! Just living the housewife dream over here. 🙋🏻‍♀️ (All advice gratefully received. I have no idea how to do this.) 🍞 #sourdoughnewbie

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@derekjohnsonitv Lols, it’s the ‘starter’ concoction for baking sourdough bread. It bubbles away and ferments and grows, like a hungry teenager, then you use it instead of yeast to bake a nice loaf of bread. 🤓🦠

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You know I might even put the washing on the line this afternoon! Wild times! 🧺 #springhassprung #housewifesjoy 🌼

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Name me a more loveable softy than Disney’s 1967 incarnation of Baloo in The Jungle Book. I’ll wait. 😌

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Put the #Starbucks mermaid lady through some Snapchat filters. 👍🏼

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Happy Boxing Day. Cue the onslaught of targeted advertising for perfume and jewellery and clothes that I have no intention of buying. 👍🏼 (but will end up buying because they’re 50% off.)

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Just saw 2 deer on the side of the A21, munching on grass. Of COURSE they were a couple of Santa’s crew, having a quick refuelling break. So excited to have actually seen them!!! 😍🤪🎄🦌

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@sjrobertson @BBCMaryam She’s reached Icon status. 😂🙌🏼