larchmont_chipotle

i'm right on top of that, rose

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

my book is finally on bookshop!!!!!!!!!!!!! preorder now :) and for each preorder u get a kiss :) spiritual kiss :) no touch :) https://t.co/Rl91qUaoTa

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

this is how you sound when you complain about vagueposting

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the thing about not letting substances rule your life is you have to be open to wisdom from ANYWHERE

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

am truly never more tearful & optimistic about human existence than after i attend a 12 step meeting. everything is so bad and still people are doing their best to live better, clearer, happier lives (often in the face of many obstacles). how fucking beautiful!

[Dan Sheehan @danpjsheehan]

We all know why Dana Bash doesn’t interview grieving Gazan mothers or why the NYT doesn’t issue breaking news alerts when a West Bank olive farmer is lynched: Zionist journalists recognize the unique humanity of every Israeli, but see Palestinians as one wretched warlike mass.

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

my dogshit streaming slop is about jewish joy actually :) don't ask me about the genocide :) it's unrelated to my jewish identity :) even though the protection of said identity is consistently used as a pretext to kill palestinians :) yay :)

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

carrie coon? in the post (2017). matthew rhys? in the post (2017). sarah paulson? you guessed it: in the post (2017). bob odenkirk? oh yes he's in the post (2017). alison mf brie? yeah honey you can find her in the post (2017)

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@thepeacepoet99 you look like shit!!!!!!!!!!!

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@OfficialMaggieL i know that's what @winniecode has been saying i gotta do a Hike

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babysitting for three different couples while they see YCSE................the movie is 3 hours long...................even if they come right home after that's a guaranteed $60 right there....................

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the point of the who's on first scene is to illustrate to women that the best way to drive a man quite literally insane is to say you don't get the comedy that he is showing you

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manipulative people can also be manipulated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you dont have to feel bad for them though if they, say, did medical fraud

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@nkulw content........the 'burgers and fries' of the streaming platform if you will

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ray ploshanski knowing digital media ball in the girls ep where hannah does gq advertorial.............hot :(

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

whenever i have a lot of writing to do and i don't want to start it i read the joan didion on self respect essay and pinch my own leg medium hard

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

i think i could make nathan fielder happy

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i felt so fucking insane leaving this movie that i made two random people also exiting the theater talk about it w me outside the landmark sunset bathroom
https://t.co/pIwrfzyQE2

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

watching the american bitch episode of girls and crying before 10am on a saturday :)

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

The IDF provided cover, with tear gas and machine guns, while the settlers beat @washingtonpost journalist Heidi Levine nearly to death. Then the IDF shot a Palestinian bystander, and aimed their guns and shoved the paramedics who were trying to treat him. All of this documented.

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

the best thing that can happen on slack is that two to four gay guys lol-react your comment

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Jerry Seinfeld is fascinating. His entire act is about Pop Tarts and answering machines but then when you catch him offstage he's like "I don't care if those fuckin kids die!"