Morgan Gibbs-White is the top scoring Englishman in the Premier League this season 🏴
A free-kick goal against Bournemouth is his 15th of the campaign 🌟
Imagine sheltering from volcanic ash with your best friend, facing unimaginable terror in your last moments alive, and not thinking to sit six feet apart in case an archaeologist in 2000 years calls you gay
I thought Southgate's terrible football had cured my euros fever but Ronaldo making an absolute show of himself has reinfected me. Like a 5G tower reactivating my covid vaccine
To be fair, you have to take your hat off to City.
They've become the dominant force in English football and all it took was completely ignoring the league's financial rules for a decade.